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Your Password Has Been Reset By An Entity That May Not Be Human
Subject: Your Password Has Been Reset By An Entity That May Not Be Human
To: anon@c-mail.com
From: security@spangleverse.sys
Date: 085365, @385.98
Hello (we think),
Our records indicate your password for SpangleVerse™ was reset at 3:07 AM GMT by a presence identified only as "the whisper in the ducts."
If this was not you, click here to regain control:
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Subject: just thinking about us. again.
To: anon@c-mail.com
From: unknownsender17@quietmail.net
Date: Feb 12, 2006, 1:00 PM
Hi,
I walked past the coffee shop today. The one where you stirred your drink eleven times before taking the first sip. You never noticed that I counted. I always notice.
You looked so peaceful that day — like someone who believed no one was watching. I miss that version of you. The quiet one, before the noise got between us. Before the people.
I kept your last voicemail. The one where your voice broke at the end, but you didn’t say goodbye. I play it when I need to remember that you were real.
I hope your new place smells like you. I wonder if the walls feel different now that they’ve heard your laughter.
If you still think of me at all, try not to flinch when you do. I’m still exactly where you left me. Just quieter now.
Warmly,
me
Uncle Pickle
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To: anon@c-mail.com
From: u.p.cheese@lasers-and-novelties.com
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Castle Parking Enforcement
You Left Your Dragon in the Parking Lot
Subject: You Left You Dragon in the Parking Lot
To: anon@c-mail.com
From: sender@cool.com
Date: Maius the Fifth, 46, Terce Hour
Good morrow, Sir, Madam, or Otherwise,
Please be advised that your dragon (license plate: F1REBR3ATHR) is double-parked across Stables B and C. It has incinerated three hay bales and at least one bard. While we understand parking is limited during wizarding exams, this is your third offense.
Future violations may result in enchanted boot placement (It bites!).
Bewitchingly yours,
Elspeth the Mildly Annoyed
Castle Parking Enforcement Mage, Level 2
BlorboCorp
Mandatory Synergy Alignment Touchpoint (With Snacks)
Subject: Mandatory Synergy Alignment Touchpoint (With Snacks)
To: anon@c-mail
From: synergy@blorbocorp.biz
Date: Jun 5, 2032, 23:00
Hi Fam!
As part of our Q3 QBR realignment OKR initiative to deepen the ROI of our KPI matrix, we’re instituting a weekly Synergy Alignment Touchpoint. Attendance is mandatory, though your presence is optional.
Agenda:
- 8:00 AM: Meditation Circle
- 8:15 AM: Leveraging Synergy With Uncertainty as to What It Means
- 8:45 AM: Rebranding “Layoffs” as "Employee Liberation Initiatives"
- 9:00 AM: Optional Laughter Yoga
Snacks provided (choice of pretzels from overstock or highly experimental Soylent variant).
Remember: There is no "I" in "team," but there is in “liability.”
Warmly,
Brent Quibber, VP of Circular Initiatives & Horizontal Ownership
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Subject: My Window
To: anon@c-mail.com
From: help.me@uhhggghhhmmn.com
Date: ????
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URGENT: Your CryptoGoose Wallet Has Been Featherlocked
Subject: URGENT: Your CryptoGoose Wallet Has Been Featherlocked
To: anon@c-mail.com
From: security@cryptogoose.ru.biz
Date: Aug 17 2034, 3:16 AM
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